What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Can February March?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?