What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do frogs get to work?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
