What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Can February March?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How are teens like cats?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?