What do you say to a really good barista?
Thanks a latte!
Where do milkshakes come from?
What style of music weighs the most?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do actors go to pray?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
