What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?