What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do ants go to eat?
What day do hands always go to church?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?