We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?