What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How much money does a skunk have?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?