What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How do horses navigate at night?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How does NASA organize a company party?