What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Surprise!!!!
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
