What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What's the friendliest pen?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?