What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where does breakfast live?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?