What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which is the worst season?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?