What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?