What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?