What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?