What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?