What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What did the bread do on vacation?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What season begins with a thud?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?