What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why is the piano so hard to open?