What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?