Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Surprise!!!!
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
