What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What animal always goes to heaven?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?