Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a table you can eat?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What nationality are most fish?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Which office space loves to cut corners?