Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?