Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do surfers go to school?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
