What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?