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How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?