Someone stole all my lamps.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which relative loves rice?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
A book just fell on my head.
What is the best way to study the Bible?