My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?