Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?