What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do German dogs sleep?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How did the toad die?
