What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a short cow?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?