Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
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What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What car does Yoda® drive?
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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
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