Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
If you need help building an ark...
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the cat start laughing?
