Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the salad say to its dad?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?