What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do stars celebrate in December?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What reads and lives in an apple?