Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?