Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did autumn say to summer?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?