What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a henway?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?