Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
