What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What makes music in your hair?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?