Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
How do chickens leave the highway?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How does a lion greet other animals?
When does a horse talk?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?