Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call an old snowman?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?