What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?