What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
What does a dog say before eating?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?