Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?