Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are stones so good at music?
