Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?