Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do frogs get to work?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What tree has the most bark?