Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?