What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where was Noah born?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?