What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where would you find an elephant?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?