Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do all the planets get along?
