Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do kittens go to school?