Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Who invented fractions?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the politest month?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are scissors so forgiving?