Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?