Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where can you always get cheap gas?