What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.