What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why is the beach so confident?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?