What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do scientists grow fruit?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where would you find an elephant?
