What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do naked fish play with?
What is the biggest ant in the world?