What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do elves learn in school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?