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How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?