What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?