What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What game do mice love to play?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?