Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which family member is always relieved?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.