What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?