Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?