What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do ants go to eat?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
