What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do fleas travel?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?