Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?