Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do religious school children practice sports?