Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
