What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a pig thief?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was the computer cold at work?