Why was the musician arrested?
He was in treble.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
