Why was the musician arrested?
He was in treble.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?