What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are goats so funny?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the foal cough?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How does a polar bear build a house?