Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student eat their homework?
When do mice play every day?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
