Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do trees get access to the internet?