What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What makes music in your hair?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why is furniture so generous?