What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which singer could always break a five?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where was Noah born?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
