What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?