What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What bee is good for your health?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?