Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
How do frogs get to work?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are all priests fit?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are winter days great?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
