What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?