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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What dog wears contact lenses?
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What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which computer won the talent show?
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Can February March?
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