How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the holiest insect?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What words make the best athletes?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?