Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What type of pasta helps you relax?