Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?