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Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
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What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
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What is the tallest building in the world?
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?