What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?