What did summer say to spring?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do cows always add to their salad?