What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
