Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?