Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
