Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?