What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What bee is good for your health?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?