What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How do you arrest a pig?
What day is your mom always right?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?