What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which cats have the best manners?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?