Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are books always so angry?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What day do hands always go to church?
