What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
