What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What fairy loves to count?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?