What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the frog starve?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?