If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Can February March?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?