What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?