What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
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Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
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What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?