Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why are frogs always happy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
