Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Did you know about April 1st?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do elves learn in school?