Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
