What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
