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Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do fish live in salt water?
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What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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