Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?