Which family member has tusks?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?