What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do naked fish play with?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
