Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What car always breaks the rules?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Bears love exotic cars.
Which animals make the best football players?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?