What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?