What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How do you make antifreeze?