What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?