What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What do stars celebrate in December?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do mice bring on a picnic?