What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a dog in space?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What type of car do planets buy?
