How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
