What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where would you find an elephant?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?