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What do math teachers eat?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?