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What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?