What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
