What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How long will dinner be?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do snowmen get information?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the loudest sport?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?