Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How does a squid go into battle?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is the most adorable season?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?