Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Which computer won the talent show?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the barber win the race?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
