Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Because they can't play an instrument.
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?