What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?