What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where was Noah born?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How long will dinner be?
How did the toad die?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?