What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What nationality are most fish?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?