What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How does the sun listen to music?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which bug is related to you?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?