What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?