What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
