Why don't ants get sick?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the fish blush?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
How do billboards talk?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the sailor lose his job?