What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What building always gets stains on it?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?