What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call bears with no ears?