Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
A book just fell on my head.
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?