Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why are fish such good architects?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?