Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a bat's favorite game?
