Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How was the wedding?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?