Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What fish sings the best?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
