What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do golfers hate cake?