Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
It was great at hawking its wares.
What do you call a small mom?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why don't ants get sick?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Who do camels find most inspiring?