What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?