My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
It's Crowded!
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?