Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?