Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?