What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
Which singer could always break a five?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why do bees gossip?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?