What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?