What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do cats love to work?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?