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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?