Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call an Irish spider?
