Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?