What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?