Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Surprise!!!!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Who won the race between two balls of string?