Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do jokesters study in college?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why don't ants get sick?
How long do chickens work?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
