Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which relative loves rice?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do you arrest a pig?