Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?