Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?