Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do chips wear socks?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do fish use for glasses?
I broke my finger!
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a spider's favorite book?