What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a henway?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
