How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do ducks get after they eat?