How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why was the cat so small?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.