What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?