How do frogs get to work?
They hop to it.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do bees say in the summer?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
